I’m going to pretend that you’re my wife and go buy a laser
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ickplant@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If I found out my husband destroyed a flock camera I’d fuck him three times harder than I normally do.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Fuck, I can only get so wet in the morning… blowjobs for days!
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Husband comes back in the early morning, five slayn cameras on a string worn as a crude, tribal necklace. Oil and sweat in his face.
He grunts. Knowing he did a good night’s work.
ickplant@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“Babe, wake up, new erotica just dropped!”