Comment on How Romantic

ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• qwertyasdf@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What would you do if he destroyed 2?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuck, I can only get so wet in the morning… blowjobs for days!

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Husband comes back in the early morning, five slayn cameras on a string worn as a crude, tribal necklace. Oil and sweat in his face.

      He grunts. Knowing he did a good night’s work.

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        “Babe, wake up, new erotica just dropped!”

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    • qwertyasdf@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nice.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m going to pretend that you’re my wife and go buy a laser

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