I sit down when I pee
There’s nothing that crazy ‘bout me
I’m just takin’ a whiz, mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number two
No can do, I’m taking a pee
Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee

Are you sitting down? I’m sitting down
And you’re not making brown? I’m not making brown
Are you making iced tea? Just lemonade
But are you sitting down? I’m sitting down!

Why don’t you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can
If you really wanna know why I’m sitting strong
I just can’t stand touching my dong