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• Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got top goals, bro

  Bucket list:

  Take over Mormon Church

  Take over the United States

  Form “legal” harem

  Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

  Learn to juggle

  So y’know, I’ve done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I’ve already done. List is in no order.

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  • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m trying to figure out which one you’ve already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I’m not a Mormon.

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.

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      • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Juggling?! that was the most boring one i thought you threw that in there to throw me off the scent.

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it’s a matter of going through with something so ballsy.

      Y’know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.

      The joke is, I’m an artist. I work with confidence.

      crickets

      Confidence arts? Con arts! That’s what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    just please dont kidnap wild pigeons.

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll just ejaculate on the bread I feed them, mmk?

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      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        theyd probably also call the Pigeon Man if you do that

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are these in chronological or priority order

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.

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      • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        By counterintelligence effect, I mean it is completely random but I sawhow funny it was to do in this order, for the effect idiots have

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