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• Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got top goals, bro

  Bucket list:

  Take over Mormon Church

  Take over the United States

  Form “legal” harem

  Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

  Learn to juggle

  So y’know, I’ve done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I’ve already done. List is in no order.

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  • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’m trying to figure out which one you’ve already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I’m not a Mormon.

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are these in chronological or priority order

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.

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      • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        By counterintelligence effect, I mean it is completely random but I sawhow funny it was to do in this order, for the effect idiots have

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