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• TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you gotta have goals

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  • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got top goals, bro

    Bucket list:

    Take over Mormon Church

    Take over the United States

    Form “legal” harem

    Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

    Learn to juggle

    So y’know, I’ve done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I’ve already done. List is in no order.

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    • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m trying to figure out which one you’ve already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I’m not a Mormon.

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      • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.

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      • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it’s a matter of going through with something so ballsy.

        Y’know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.

        The joke is, I’m an artist. I work with confidence.

        crickets

        Confidence arts? Con arts! That’s what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just please dont kidnap wild pigeons.

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      • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ll just ejaculate on the bread I feed them, mmk?

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are these in chronological or priority order

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      • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.

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