Pickpocketing or random stuff that people have dropped?
Comment on Discussion Thread 🦜 Saturday 11 July 2026
Pilk@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Remind me to look into training the city’s ravens to find money and jewellery
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Pilk@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Yes
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Cool. I have a side hustle idea for you. Train a raven to retrieve lost airpods. Hold them for ransom until the owners cough up. You’re welcome.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Just make sure you pay appropriate wages. Plus penalty rates for weekends and night shift. We are unionised, you don’t want to get on the wrong side of the flock.
Pilk@aussie.zone 2 months ago
All ravens will be generously compensated. The cafeteria will be replete with insects, nuts and chopped fruit (small mammals on Sundays) at no cost.