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When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.

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ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

i was in detention

Your detention was not at all like our detention. Was it not supervised? Or public? Or in a group? Were you shut in a cupboard? Was this really detention or

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- AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  It was europe so basically the school suggested id be grounded. Theres no american style detention there.
  
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  - ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Omg I would advise please just say you were grounded (because of trouble at school) then!
    
    Using the word “detention”, as commonly understood, turns it from a normal story we can all relate to… into a fucking wild pretty gross claim by a super cringe boundless pervert, which I don’t think was your intent!?
    
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    AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Wat, is it? I mean i guess american detention would mean i yanked it in school which is kinda insane so yeah. Tho i know someone who did it in class, hes fucking unhinged and should be quarantined 💀
    
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