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TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls.
Comment on Seagirl
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I assume they are humans until they start squawking and demanding truffle fries. I fucking hate truffle fries.