I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.
Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you can refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.
I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!
She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!
I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.
Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)
Farewell!
With love,
Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom
Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I’m not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why -5? This, this is shitposting.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you can refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.
I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!
She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!
I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.
Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)
Farewell!
With love, Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I love this so much
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I’m not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Goddamn. This is a brutal nailing of an entire class of people. Even though I am way too close to being in it, I cannot but applaud.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.
This is one of my libraries:
docs.google.com/document/d/…/edit?usp=drivesdk
Ganymede@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
dammit not another whale worshipper
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Big girls make the best noises when you slam everything you have into their fupa.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I want pics. Explicit upskirt pics of this struggle.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I also like upskirt, particularly trans upskirt. I love lady dicks dangling under fabric in public!