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TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

Tie one to the end of my penis and attach it to one tied around my head above the chin. That way when i look around and talk to people it looks like my penis is following the conversation.

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kamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Enough Internet for today

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Uh, what do I do if my penis detaches

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- humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  🎵 I whip my hair back and forth
  
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- cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Hovering thing that orbits your head. Or if its really long; dick halo.
  
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