Comment on I just wanted a new recliner

• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Metal spikes? I really want to make a good impression when roving the wasteland. Also I’m thinking like a couple of short swords but i have questions about the intimidation factor. Maybe just a broadsword for show and then the short swords for chopping up my enemies. Hmmmm

  source

  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Retractable metal spikes, with a big sign that says, “FREE HUGS”

    source

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oooh I like how you think

      source