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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

For the last time, I’m pretty sure… what’s killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.

But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

So wait a minute. What you’re saying… is that you want us to put water on the crops.

Yes. Water.

Like out the toilet?

Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, veah, that’s the idea.

But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

Okay, look.

The plants aren’t arowing, so l’m pretty sure that the Brawndo’s not working. Now, I’m no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

Well, I’ve never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

Hey, that’s good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon So why don’t we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

Goddamn it. Yeah, it’s got electrolytes.

What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

It’s what they use to make Brawndo.

Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

'Cause Brawndo’s got electrolytes.

After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason… and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants… and that they wanted water. He made believers out of everyone.

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