I want to login with my butthole print. Did you know that no butthole is the same?

Problem is with general cleanliness. Like the Japanese with their bidet’s, they wouldn’t have a problem signing in because the print is always a clean print.

There’s also hemorrhoids and other temporary deformations of the butthole that take some time to repair. I mean with hemorrhoids you’ll be waiting there for a week. But what if you just had a big poop. Well, it might help deter criminals trying to ping the machine too quickly.