Comment on Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 day ago
Ya’ll didn’t know? The way you get to hell is by being squeezed out an anus with ten thousand other souls. Thats why theres that line about crawling on your belly.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Ah, so the wealthy man/needle/camel metaphor was literal. The heaven sphincter is just really tight