Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request

zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ye but if she isn’t cool with my Pringles fucknin bet the sex life is cold

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No no no…the wife requested the pringles can. Your dick goes inside. You get handcuffed to the bed. She gets more girth, you feel nothing.

    Then she plays fortnite while sitting on your face. She uses the lotion to wank you, but stops everytime you get close. Then she gives you the sponges, and you can clean the house.

    Not sure what that blurry orange bag is. I’m sure it’s kinky.

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