Comment on Rough date

• diablomnky@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god’s loophole until morning.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh man soaking in god loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on.

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for the visual aid.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I always say that everyone should have aids.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like…maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it’d been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny’s. Idk you just had to be there. I don’t kiss and tell. I’m a gentleman.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I politely declined.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Poor girl just wanted a fist in her twat she’s not asking for the world.

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