No, that was a different girl, whole other thing. It just escalated quickly for a guy who isn’t super the taking girls who from the beeeest honky tonk in Utah type. It’d all sound made up, but it’s just how it accidentally happened. But I’m not divulging mostly because it’d probably be super vanilla to you freaks. (jk kind of)
Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which.
.in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like…maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it’d been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny’s. Idk you just had to be there. I don’t kiss and tell. I’m a gentleman.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
No, that was a different girl, whole other thing. It just escalated quickly for a guy who isn’t super the taking girls who from the beeeest honky tonk in Utah type. It’d all sound made up, but it’s just how it accidentally happened. But I’m not divulging mostly because it’d probably be super vanilla to you freaks. (jk kind of)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 hours ago
Did she jump on top or just leave the lights on?
diablomnky@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god’s loophole until morning.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 hours ago
Oh man soaking in god loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on.
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like…maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it’d been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny’s. Idk you just had to be there. I don’t kiss and tell. I’m a gentleman.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 hours ago
You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell.