Comment on Rough date
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My only proper post-bar one night stand, we got to my place, and the girl pulled out of her purse the largest bottle of vodka seemingly imaginable. It was like some disturbing Mary Poppins shit and really was an appropriate sign of everything that followed.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
Did she put it in your butthole?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No, that was a different girl, whole other thing. It just escalated quickly for a guy who isn’t super the taking girls who from the beeeest honky tonk in Utah type. It’d all sound made up, but it’s just how it accidentally happened. But I’m not divulging mostly because it’d probably be super vanilla to you freaks. (jk kind of)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
Did she jump on top or just leave the lights on?
diablomnky@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god’s loophole until morning.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like…maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it’d been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny’s. Idk you just had to be there. I don’t kiss and tell. I’m a gentleman.