That guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn’t sue him for the Chisxulub incident.
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neutronbumblebee@mander.xyz 3 days ago
Also diverting comets away from Earth, or towards it. Your welcome and here’s a dollar. Plus discount’s for multiple asteroid fragments.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 days ago
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s ruins the joke tho.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
InputZero@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I mean in this economy we all need a side gig. Honestly kinda gotta respect the hustle.