Comment on Don't believe everything that you breathe

• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a sleeping disorder. I assume it carries over into the afterlife for a while.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can you imagine the heartburn/reflux from all those embalming chemicals?

    I’m gonna have the urge to poop in the middle of my own funeral, aren’t I?

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      they’re gonna hear me fart

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  • Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oooh lol

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