Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn’t fuckin’ ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:

• Have a job,
• Pay bills,
• Go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills…
• Brush and see a dentist regularly,
• Wear pants,
• Poop,
• Pee,
• Eat healthy regularly,
• Not get fat despite all of the easy calorie-dense foods out there,
• Schedule checkups with a doctor, and eventually
• Die

And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.