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reader@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
counting your mom?
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Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
ten thousandth six hundred and forty third
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 months ago
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
reader@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
that sounds about right hahaha
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 months ago
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
reader@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
netvor@lemmy.world 4 months ago
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
socsa@piefed.social 4 months ago
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.