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reader@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
counting your mom?
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Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
ten thousandth six hundred and forty third
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
reader@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
that sounds about right hahaha
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 days ago
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
reader@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
netvor@lemmy.world 5 days ago
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
socsa@piefed.social 5 days ago
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.