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CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Same. I’ll take a stab at it without doing any research.

I’m guessing Clavicular is a person, perhaps an influencer. I believe the implication is that the old crone he rated as a 4/10 was a witch who cursed him to wake up without a jaw because that would be ironic given his name.

How’d I do?

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backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
I think I might have translated it for the older folks.

“Dude was totally shreddin’ the game at the club when a bunch of weebs rolled up and harsh’d the vibe.

So is it more gnarly to blow off the weebs while actin’ fly for the babes, or should he keep dropping poseur moves on the dance floor?”

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- zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  I think this reply may be attached to the wrong comment in the chain for context, but I think the meaning is a bit different (just slightly).
  
  Clavicular was mid jestergooning
  
  Clavicular was in the middle of making a fool of himself for attention
  
  when a group of Foids came
  
  when a group of women (“foids”, female humanoids, dehumanizing) came
  
  and spiked his Cortisol levels
  
  and riled him up.
  
  Is Ignoring the Foids while munting
  
  Is ignoring the women while getting blitzed/shitfaced (may not be an accurate interpretation of "munting, but it appears to either be a shock value thing involving necrophilia or just getting high on drugs, so I interpreted it as the latter based on context)
  
  and mogging moids
  
  and styling on the other guys (“moids”, male humanoids, dehumanizing)
  
  more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
  
  more useful than increasing his sexual market value by being fake as hell in the club?
  
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  - backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    I appreciate the feedback on my attempt to translate this into late 20th century vernacular. The ego of Clavicular is timeless toxic masculinity, but I’m trying to find time sensitive descriptors that are but aren’t cliche.
    
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