Comment on Rhymes, motherfucker
“When did you wake up?”
SUNRISE, motherfucker.
“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?”
“BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?”
“BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 days ago
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
“I hate those tiny little candy bars they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”