Are there two wolves inside you?
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SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
scbasteve@lemmy.world 1 week ago
He was after the two wolves inside you
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Once you’re down to a single wolf inside you, you’ll find it easier to cross the river inside you with the cabbage and goat that are also inside you.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Awooooobsolutely positive
redsand@infosec.pub 1 week ago
Obviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.