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• cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can’t see and I hear myself screaming,” she said.

  Surman spent five days in hospital after suffering a concussion, fractured cheekbone, face lacerations including a scar under her eyebrow and loose teeth.

  She credits wearing a bike helmet and sunglasses with preventing more serious injuries.

  cbc.ca/…/goose-attack-leaves-ottawa-cyclist-shake…

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• The_v@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  My ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch.

  Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.

  Roosters are all weapon.

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