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GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 3 weeks agoGeese can’t cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.
“What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can’t see and I hear myself screaming,” she said.
Surman spent five days in hospital after suffering a concussion, fractured cheekbone, face lacerations including a scar under her eyebrow and loose teeth.
She credits wearing a bike helmet and sunglasses with preventing more serious injuries.
Self-inflicted.
My ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch.
Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.
I’m sure you were fine. Kids have a tendency to overreact. I also was “viciously attacked” by a goose as a child.
snooggums@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.
Roosters are all weapon.