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WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Geese can’t cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.

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  • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    “What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can’t see and I hear myself screaming,” she said.

    Surman spent five days in hospital after suffering a concussion, fractured cheekbone, face lacerations including a scar under her eyebrow and loose teeth.

    She credits wearing a bike helmet and sunglasses with preventing more serious injuries.

    cbc.ca/…/goose-attack-leaves-ottawa-cyclist-shake…

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    • GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Self-inflicted.

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  • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch.

    Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.

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    • GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m sure you were fine. Kids have a tendency to overreact. I also was “viciously attacked” by a goose as a child.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.

    Roosters are all weapon.

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• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I believe it.

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