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• SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tarrare, is that you?

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  • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wow, TIL. Poor guy.

    That whole wikipedia page reads like a tall tale.

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    • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “No fork was found.”

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• tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But can any baby eat an idiot?

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  • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would love to find out but the man keeps denying my grant applications.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No way. Babies can’t even have fucking honey, my money is on the idiot.

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    • ElectricMachman@geostationary.orbiting.observer ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Counterpoint: babies will chomp anything within an inch of their faces. Given enough time the idiot might just get gummed to death

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  • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mashed carrots are about as dumb as they come, so yes.

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