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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoNicole and I are living happily on a little farm in Upstate NY. Thanks, Lemmy, for introducing me to my “Fediverse Chick!” Felt like she fell right into my lap. Literally all I had to do was respond!
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 weeks ago
That’s a lie, you’re lying!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m really sorry if this is how you’re finding out, dude. We sent you an invitation, but you never RSVP’d. We missed your presence. Everyone else on Lemmy was there. It was a beautiful ceremony in her hometown back in Poland.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Let’s get down to brass tacks: how much to let me use her bong?