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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Am I supposed to just you know, open myself up to the species that systematically mistreated me, paint a target on my back again? Put my hand down on the stove again? After so much time looking for alternatives?

I’m not even sure what kind of people it would take for me to unclam again, what lies it would take to fool me.

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Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
U can trust me bro.

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- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  But only if you pinky promise not to sell state secrets I’m going to tell you?
  
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  - Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Of course, I wouldn’t even know where the Chinese consulate is or how to contact the intelligence officer there.
    
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    ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Certainly, you’re no secret…waaaaait a second…
    
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Small consolation, maybe, but I doubt the entire species is to blame!? But I do feel you, truly.

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- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Sharks analogy again. Not all of them will bite, but you don’t know which one will.
  
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