If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
Comment on Not even a big melon
brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
If life gives you lemons, buy melons.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 week ago
If life gives you melons, make melonade.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Homestaw Wunnew.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
No lemons, on melon.
Too bad I hid a boot.
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
War sir is raw.
Was it a car, or a cat I saw?
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
When God gives you lemon you FIND A NEW GOD.