Comment on Not even a big melon

brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    When God gives you lemon you FIND A NEW GOD.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    If life gives you melons, make melonade.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Homestaw Wunnew.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  No lemons, on melon.

  Too bad I hid a boot.

  Lisa Bonet ate no basil.

  War sir is raw.

  Was it a car, or a cat I saw?

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