Comment on Call Grandma, we're meetin' at the shitter!

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Poop knife is so last decade, we use a poop saw these days.

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    so outdated, you don’t even have a poop water jet cutter yet?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We tried one once, but it made too much of a mess. So did the saw…

      So we opened the valve up to steady flowing water, no longer a water jet, and attached it to the saw to rinse it off while in use. Rubber gloves highly recommended, electricity bites hard yo…

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        truth, you just really need to get a bum hose with adjustable pressure. get it on low (so it doesn’t have splashback) and just erode it in the middle if it’s that long. or just increase the flow on the bum hose a little (still no splashback) and give the flush a little extra push.

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      • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Y’all laugh but getting an insinkerator installed on my shitter was life changing. No more poop saw mess. No more running for the poop knife. Just push a button and everything goes brrr

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