I wish my girlfriend’s pussy worked that hard.
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T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 days agoHer pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment
Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I wish mine did. Lazy cunt hitching a ride on all my hard work then it has the nerve to regularly distract me.
IzzyJ@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I love that there’s two totally different equally valid ways to interpret it distracting you
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 days ago
A pussy that brings home the bacon?
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Even if it were true, I have more respect for someone who gets ahead using sex than making PowerPoints. At least with the sex presumably at least one of the people involved is having a good time.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That pussy put her through law school. I cracked the books and and put in the grool to get where she is now!
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Freak in the sheets