Comment on girl, ruuuuunnnn

violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Knew who this was before even seeing the username, legend.

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Hate it when my girlfriend dresses hot cuz then I’m horny all the time.

  JK she’s always hot and I’m always horny all the time 🫣

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  My grandmother was a slut and liked to brag about it. And she was one of my favorite people. Dress slutty, act slutty, or don’t. As long as you’re proud of who you are, and don’t judge others for not being you, then you’re cool.

  Side note: I was so proud of the number of people at my grandmother’s funeral who told me that their first interaction with her was that she told them how to have an organ using the bubble jets in the community hot tub.

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  • TRBoom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Which organ did they get?

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    • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Both kidneys

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Whichever one deals with typos, I guess. I was on the toilet. Oopsie poopsie.

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