This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.
Comment on The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 2 years ago
It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 years ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
On their feet, specifically.
LostWon@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
But… You Can’t Do That On Television.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I will accept no other possibility.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
This would be the day that I die. And it comes out with some serious force like Katy Perry getting absolutely blasted to the floor? But the person who opens it is some old mayor or something. My entire life would have a point.
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 years ago
The it initiates false vacuum decay. The perfect end.