Jacob is a real man. He is in three recent spider man movies as Peter parkerâs best friend. He also starred on a kitschy tv series about vampires.
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠agoGoing entirely on vibes here. Donât think heâs a real guy, I think people photoshopped 2 or 3 affluent looking individuals to invent this character. the joke would be that heâs unfuckable as hell but also mega-rich for inventing sex.
OP has been posting this theme showing him giving updates to Sex like itâs a videogame. The absurdity is in that sex is not at all like a videogame and people who play videogames are believed to have very little sex. Hope I didnât ruin it, somebody please correct me if Iâm wrong and heâs actually a real guy
Dearth@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
my condolences for him looking so affluent and unfuckable đ
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
The role of the CEO of Sex demands a lot.
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Wrong, itâs Jacob Batalon
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I see. thank you