Comment on Discussion Thread 🐢 Monday 20 April 2026
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 days ago
Dear cat jesus,
I know you’re busy, but please let this new workplace be normal.
I will distribute treats amongst your followers.
➕🐱 ➕
I’m not sure praying to cat jesus is the best option. It is possible all of your problems are caused by too much attention from cat jesus, who thinks it’s fun to keep knocking you off the shelf.
Maybe dog jesus would be better for this specific situation, dogs understand the importance of a good pack.
I feel like my ancestors have bought me a little wiggle room. Then again, cats…
I’ll put in a word with our lord and saviour Maxwell the blithe.
(Sammy is suspect at this point is more of a loki. Don’t go there)
🙏😺🙏
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 days ago
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