“A man was murdered beside me during my meal.”
“It was you! You murdered your dining companion!”
“That doesn’t change the facts.”
“A man was murdered beside me during my meal.”
“It was you! You murdered your dining companion!”
“That doesn’t change the facts.”
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Phoebe: my mom was killed by a drug dealer
Monica: your mom killed herself
Phoebe: she was a drug dealer