Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Maiq@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imagining some poor horny astronut with suitcase sprawled out on the bed the night before his big flight. His inner monologue churning out scenarios, crunching probabilities of situations where he’d be caught in an embarrassing situation with his vacusuck 2000 as he repeatedly packs and unpacks it.

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hahahaha

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Well, honey? You bringing your Thirsty Kirsty® or not?”

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