Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space
h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Sounds like there might be an emerging market for fleshlight shaped jizz vacuums.
Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space
h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Sounds like there might be an emerging market for fleshlight shaped jizz vacuums.
Maiq@piefed.social 2 months ago
Imagining some poor horny astronut with suitcase sprawled out on the bed the night before his big flight. His inner monologue churning out scenarios, crunching probabilities of situations where he’d be caught in an embarrassing situation with his vacusuck 2000 as he repeatedly packs and unpacks it.
Janx@piefed.social 2 months ago
“Well, honey? You bringing your Thirsty Kirsty® or not?”
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 months ago
Hahahaha