Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”
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SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day agoWoah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
Ha. That’s adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you’ve-got-planned!