Comment on The war begins

pricklypearbear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes pollen does shoot lasers. But only under very specific, highly classified conditions:

  When the sun hits at exactly a 42° angle

  When you try to stifle a sneeze

  And when at least one nearby bee is emotional

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    when the tree you’re allergic to is mad at you

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks to Sauron they are all mad of us…

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