She and her wife, Portia de Rossi, live here in the Cotswolds, Oxfordshire. A couple of months ago at the local Coop in Burford, they repeatedly kept on hitting my heels with their stupid shopping cart. When I turned around to point this out, I couldn’t help noticing 18 cans of Faxe lager in their cart PLUS 6 bags of crisps, and some items that looked like sex toys to me.