Comment on No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet

Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought that was a myth, couldn’t imagine the launch velocity. What kind of equipment you packing, the pelvic muscles of an ox?

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It’s a stupid flex.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Something you should be proud of

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