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No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man, when I was a teenager, I hit the ceiling of my room multiple times.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Something you should be proud of

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought that was a myth, couldn’t imagine the launch velocity. What kind of equipment you packing, the pelvic muscles of an ox?

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      • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It’s a stupid flex.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🤏

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