Comment on Small victories.

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Allow me to stir the soup!

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yikes. Rubber gloves help lol

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    • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol, yeah, wife is a nurse, she brings them home for me :).

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel there is a traumatizing story that is meant to follow.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Words to live by.

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