Comment on *wet snapping sound*
You rapscallion!
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Can’t you just drill a new one?
Well, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
mtpender@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Can’t you just drill a new one?
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Well, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.