Comment on *wet snapping sound*

mtpender@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You rapscallion!

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  • mtpender@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can’t you just drill a new one?

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      • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.

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• DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reaction: Counterspell

  Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!

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