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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn’t he at least had wet dreams?
The shroud of Turin managed to keep it’s shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it’s basically paper mâche.
Now you might say “but touchmacaque, that’s blasphemy!” But I’d like to counter with the fact that we’ve all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
This is a magnificent shitpost. Why bury it under a lesser one? Do not be ashamed of your talent.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
The second cumming of Christ?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.