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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
No background checks is right up my alley because my dentist says I suffer from one of the following:
A) physical acceleration B) debilitating Bananadine and peanut skin addiction C) mental retardation D) melamine poisoning
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Why did Melanie poison you?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Oh so you do know her? We call her melamine Melanie because her breast milk is full of melamine, and boy did I ever drink that stuff up.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Heard she got banned from care.com for that shit.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Yeah it’s unfortunate, she’s stuck working out of care.tripod.com/angelfire-geocities/melamine tits.html now but hopefully she’s done well for herself