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Buy two tongues, obviously!
in this economy?!!
Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.
Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
why would I reduce the size??
Because we’re in a cost of living crisis and some things have to be sacrificed to survive, so smaller tongue pieces up the ass, I’m trying to help you spend less while getting off more.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
in this economy?!!
dumbass@piefed.social 1 month ago
Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.
Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
why would I reduce the size??
dumbass@piefed.social 1 month ago
Because we’re in a cost of living crisis and some things have to be sacrificed to survive, so smaller tongue pieces up the ass, I’m trying to help you spend less while getting off more.