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humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 14 hours agoThis is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Best bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Not a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
This is why you make your dog costume out of kevlar